貂蝉的英文：
Diao Chan, one of the Four Beauties of ancient China. Unlike other three beauties, Diao Chan is quite possibly a fictitious character, and first appears in the classic novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

In the Fengyi Pavilion the girl said to him with a desperate look
二人来到风仪亭，貂蝉凄凄切切地说

Why do you bow to me? the puzzled girl asked. She repeated her offer to help in any way.
貂蝉忙问:"大人，你这是干什么？有用我之处，尽管吩咐。"

Before long the interlocking stratagems worked out-Dong Zhuo was killed by Lü Bu.
后来，董卓找吕布追问貂蝉被调戏之事，吕布反目刺死了董卓

One day, while Dong Chan was in court, Lü Bu rushed back to Dong Zhuo's residence to see the girl.
一日，董卓上朝议事，吕布忙跑到相府来会貂蝉

Mr. chan refuses works of mannerism and mystification.
陈颖杜先生拒绝矫揉造作、故弄玄虚的文学作品。

Happiness is a way station between too little and too much. ——Channing Pollock
幸福是在太少和太多之间的驿站。——波洛克

Chan Lowe, today's cartoonist, offers us a vision of what "fibbing" might lead to
漫画家Chan Lowe所画的这幅漫画为我们描绘了

One, Taipei, one way.
台北单程票一张。

This one is not a spoof.
这个就不是开玩笑了。

One and one make(s) two.
一加一等于二。