Your cat's pretty cute, right? So cute you want to be it, right? That's what we thought.

你的猫咪很可爱，对吗？你也想那么可爱，对吗？那就是我们所想的。

Luckily, you can now creep closer to that optimal reality with this perfume, which is supposed to smell just like a kitten.

幸运的是，现在你可以用这款香水使自己逐渐离那种最优状态更近些，而这款香水闻起来应该就像一只猫咪。

The fragrance was released Saturday from Demeter Fragrance Library, a company that already offers "New Baby," "Popcorn," "Giant Sequoia" and "Gin and Tonic" scents. "Kitten Fur," however, is probably the weirdest yet.

星期六，德墨忒耳香水图书馆发布了这款香水。而这家公司已经推出了“新生婴儿”、“爆米花”、“巨型红衫”以及“金汤力（加奎宁水的杜松子酒）”等香型的香水。不过，到目前为止，“猫咪软毛”可能是最诡异的一款香水了。

"Fifteen years in the making, we’ve captured the olfactory essence of warmth and comfort," a Facebook post from Demeter reads. "That PURRfect spot, just behind a kitten’s neck. Cat lover or not, this beautiful scent is sure to satisfy your curiosity."

“做了15年香水，我们已经抓住了温暖舒适的嗅觉本质，”德墨忒耳在脸书上的一篇帖子中写道。“那处完美的部位就在猫咪的脖子后方。不论你是不是爱猫人士，这款迷人的香水都一定会满足你的好奇心。”

（翻译：Dlacus）