Maybe you want to make up to your partner for something stupid you've done or maybe you're bored. It doesn't matter, you've found the perfect recipe and you're willing to commit the whole evening to making it a reality. Problem is, nothing is as deceiving as a recipe. Not even those icebergs that threatened the Titanic. I mean, that lasagna may look pretty in the pictures and the steps may sound so simple, anyone could do it but it couldn't be further from the truth. That, however, was enough to fool you and now you're as oblivious as the ship's captain, heading towards a disaster. A kitchen disaster.
或许你做了些蠢事，想要向妻子献点儿殷勤，或者你只是觉得无聊。无论初衷为何，你找到了最好的食谱，决定画上一整晚的时间让那美好 图片活起来。问题是，没有比食谱更骗人的东西了。即使是泰坦尼克号前的冰山都没有食谱那么深藏玄机。我的意思是说，那份千层面的图片是很美好，完成步骤听起来很简单 ，任何人都可以做好，但事实却差之千里。不过，这足够煽动你了，现在你就像泰坦尼克号的船长一样，正无知无觉地向灾难驶去。
Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest examples of food expectations vs. reality to make you feel like an iron chef. After all, we all need some encouragement. From stained glass cookies that look like they've just committed suicide to a rice bear that is more mummy than bear, these dishes make you wonder if someone was brave enough to eat them. Scroll down to take a look！
Bored Panda 网搜集了一组最爆笑的照片，告诉你理想中的美食与现实中的成品之间差异何其之大，你会觉得自己都可以当大厨了。毕竟，我们都需要一点鼓励。从看似自杀现场的玻璃饼干到看起来更像木乃伊的小熊饭团，这些料理让你怀疑真的有人有勇气吃掉它们吗？快往下看看吧！
1. Was asked to make Brown Sugar Pecan Bears
别人让我做红糖山核桃小熊饼干
2.Aorable Rice Bear
可爱的小熊饭团
3.Chocolate Hedgedog Cake
巧克力刺猬蛋糕
4.It's a good thing cats don't care about cake
还好喵星人对蛋糕不挑剔
5. Wy wife made croissant for breakfast. Nailed it!
我妻子做了牛角面包当早餐。完美！
6. Not so much‘Arrrah, how cute’ and more ‘Arrraahhhh what is that?’
不太想说“啊，真可爱”，更想说“啊这是什么？”
7.Spongebob and Patrick have seen things.
海绵宝宝和派大星也见世面了。
8.I’m no cook but I didn’t expect to screw up a baked potato.
我不是大厨，可是没想到烤土豆也能被我搞砸。
9.I don’t think this project could have been saved.
这个作品从一开始就没救了。
10.So close…
差一点就成功了……
11.I made a Santa shaped bread from a recipe I found, it turned out a bit different from the picture.
我照着一份找到的食谱做了一个圣诞老人面包，成品和图片有点儿不一样。
12.Elmo Fail.
艾摩都败了！
13. Please kill me.
请杀了我吧！
14.My wife made a dragon cake for her mother’s birthday.
我妻子做了一个巨龙图案的蛋糕作为岳母的生日礼物。
15.Blueberry-splosion.
蓝莓自杀炸弹。
16.My dad said he’d made macarons. Expectation Vs. Reality. Still tasted divine though.
我爸爸说他做了马卡龙。这是理想图和对照的实物图。不过味道还是不错的！
17.Stained glass cookie.
玻璃饼干弄脏了。
18.Ordered cake on left, received cake on left.
定的蛋糕是左图，收到的蛋糕是右图。
19. They are very yummy cupcakes that are decorated in a scarier than intended manner.
这些纸杯蛋糕十分美味，只是出乎意料装饰得比较恐怖。
20.This makes me laugh so much every time I see it that maybe it was worth the fail.
每次我看到它都要大笑不止，似乎这失败也是值得的。
21.Homemade smiley face fried.
自制微笑薯饼。
22. Merry Christmas everyone.
祝大家圣诞快乐！
（翻译：小木）