30. Yes, Sir
The teacher wakes me up from my dream.
T: Get up, you lazybones!
M: Oh… sorry, sir, I must have fallen asleep.
T: You bet. And we could see you shaking like a leaf.
M: Really? Wow! Thank goodness I was dreaming.
T: What? You were dreaming in class and you are happy about it?
M: Uh…yes, sir.
T: What? Do you take me for a fool?
M: Yes, sir…I mean no, sir.
T: As punishment you are to write, "I must not sleep in class" 100 times.
M: No. Sir.
T: Wrong. You should say, "yes, sir."
M: Whatever, sir.
T: Oh, I give up.
M:Good, sir.