34. A Lifesaving Kiss
Tonya is a beautiful lifeguard. She has just saved Marvin from drowning in the ocean.
M: I feel a little groggy.
T: That's natural. You nearly drowned a minute ago.
M: you saved my life! You're my savior!
T: Don't get too excited. A minute ago you weren't breathing, and I had to give you CPR.
M: Oh, I wish I could remember that mouth-to-mouth resuscitation with such a beautiful woman as you.
T: Take it easy, OK?
M: Oh, wait… I feel faint again.
T: Nice try, buddy, but don't even dream about it.