Mr. Mishima, a Japanese tourist, enters a bank in Milan, Italy.
M: Uh, excuse me……
T: Zzzzzzzz……
M: EXCUSE ME!
T: Aggghhh! What do you want? You scared the life out of me!
T: At this hour? You must be kidding!
M: But it’s two in the afternoon.
T: That’s right—— and as usual, it’s nap time. Come back at three or four. We don’t work the same hours
as you do in your country.
M: But I have to cash this check. I have no cash!
T: Don’t worry. You won’t need any cash. All of Italy is asleep at the moment. Zzzzzzzzz…