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英语笑话:能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗

英语笑话:能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. 
一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信,“我非常希望带着我的狗,

He is well-groomed and very well behaved. 
它很干净很有教养,

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years.
旅馆主人立即回了封信,“我经营旅馆很多年了,

In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
狗从没偷过毛巾,床单, 餐具,或者墙上的画。

I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.
我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它,

And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. 
狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。

Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. 
实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆

And, if your dog will vouch for you,
如果它为您担保

you're welcome to stay here, too."
也欢迎您来。

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