114 Muscular My Foot!
Jill is talking to her boyfriend, Mack.
(J=Jill;M=Mack)
J: You’d better watch your diet, Mack. You’re getting really fat!
M: It’s alright. I’m not fat. I’m muscular.
J: Muscular my foot! You’re flabby. Do you want to be another Michael Hebrank?
M: Are you kidding? That guy weighed 1,000 pounds. He was a couch potato.
J: Well, you’re not far from that.
M: Come on! I’m a big guy.
J: Well, either you lose weight or I’m out of here.
M: Gee, don’t you know that the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?
J: Yes. But in your case, there’s so much fat around your stomach, I’ll never make it to your heart.