A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。

He takes his first sip and sets it down. 

他喝了一口放下。

While he is looking around the bar, 

当他环视酒吧时，

a monkey swings down

发现一只猴子荡下来，

and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.

 该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。

The barman replies the piano player. 

服务员回答说是钢琴手的。

The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." 

男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”

The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”